Liontower has eaten 297 poor bastards.
But the carnage has just begun!
I am Dastot Lisatzon, and I am the ruler of this deathtrap! Long live me an may everyone else puke when they die!
Cage Alley & Entrance
Dastot Lisatzon's Very Modest Tomb (Top)
His Majesty Liontower
The Execution Platform
The Visage of Death Speeding Towards Your Face
( 213 Mid Summer → 218 Mid Summer )
Dastot Lisatzon writes in his journal:
"When I learned the spineless idiot had decided to build himself a super-mausoleum for his own fabricated glory, I countered with a bit of my own revenge. The instant he died, I snuck his body into some cheap-ass andesite box and jammed him right into the ramp under construction.
Armok's gonna have a nice little surprise when he sees the little self-important maggot crawling to him with nothing but a piece of rock as his garment. That's all he deserves. He thought he was doing Liontower a favor by doing all this work. Shit no! Liontower does a favor to you! And you thank him by doing all that puny little construction even though you know this'll never be enough!
Whatever. Screw him, screw 'em, screw this entire damn fort. No way in hell I'm applying for mayor after him. That job is for weak-ass chumps. I'll let some other idiot claim the spot while I go and perform the real management: work orders, treasury and trading. By the time I'm done here, I'll be second to Liontower and sit right next to Him after my death! Ha!" - Shurikane
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