Shortest Fort Ever by Draco18s

Movie Description:

Everyone died to the magma bug.

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Submitted by: Wirrit - 2008-07-31


"The Land of Rapidity"?

... I ... Wow.

Submitted by: Lazureus - 2008-08-02

Ahh, we finally make it to our destina... OH MY GOD AHHHHHH!

Submitted by: sinoth - 2008-08-04

Oh man. I'm lol'ing so hard right now xD They last no more than 2 seconds. Classic.

Submitted by: mattmoss - 2008-08-08

Did magma spawn outside the pipe rather than inside?
'Cause, like... wow. Insta-death.
Did you build coffins?
Hmm, guess not.

Submitted by: Tenebrys - 2008-08-17

In The Land of Rapidity, earth strikes you.

Submitted by: Dakira - 2008-08-18

Oh... oh wow. I was surprised to see a volcanic eruption. You'd think the scouts would've mentioned something about that when they were looking around the area.

Submitted by: Leo - 2008-08-27

the scouts got burned up too

Submitted by: som1 - 2008-09-16


that is all that needs to be said

Submitted by: Darn Penguin - 2008-09-27

Would it be possible for that reclaim party to survive if the dwarves started building downward stairs? looks like you could since there's some solid rock beneath them. Strike the earth, FAST!

Submitted by: Corona688 - 2008-11-02

I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. Marvelous you managed to catch that.

Submitted by: Jebraltix - 2009-02-01

If you look at the video closely, the volcano was the whole mountain itself, and part of the mountain was dug into somehow, and the lava just poured out.

[Message edited on 2009/02/01 at 09:07 by Jebraltix]

Submitted by: ToonyMan - 2009-04-19

Bottomless pits before use to have a problem of being full of floating magma until the dwarves came up next to it.

Submitted by: QuakeIV - 2009-05-12


Submitted by: Arkenstone - 2009-08-06

Here's a challenge: reclaim bringing along a bauxite hatch and DIG FAST!!!!! Make a thriving obsidian farm and magma industry, then drain the volcano to reconnect with the outside world! Make a fortune of a craftsdwarf with nothing to do for 20 years but make ☼Obsidian Amulet☼!!!


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