Nuclear Catsplosion by Lightning4

Movie Description:

This is what happens when you set cats to a body temperature of 40000, and give them severonbreaks.

And embark with 187 of them.

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Submitted by: Gaulgath - 2008-04-22

It's... beautiful!

Submitted by: Jetman123 - 2008-04-22

Poor kitties. And one peasant survives somehow.

Submitted by: ricemastah - 2008-04-22

Dear god its amazing

Submitted by: Drifter - 2008-04-22

Aaaaaand the world starts to burn.

Awesome. Loved the whole mess.
Can you imagine dwarves immigrating here and seeing this (if the whole world doesn't burn first"?

Submitted by: Mulch Diggums - 2008-04-22

Oh my god.. Its almost like an atom bomb or somthing...only with a realy slow shock wave. Amazing

Submitted by: Kael - 2008-04-23

I have nothing left to live for now. Thanks a bunch.

Submitted by: Coke_can64 - 2008-04-23

Oh. My. God.

Now... make that happen in the middle of a full-sized fort with 300+ cats roaming around...

Submitted by: Fox-Of-Doom - 2008-04-24


Submitted by: mistere23 - 2008-04-25

Well done!!

Submitted by: AWDBall - 2008-04-27

I'd love to see the video when the first migrants arrive with a pet cat, or the elves show up with a cat in a cage.

Submitted by: Markavian - 2008-04-27

So so pretty...

Submitted by: Chthon - 2008-04-27

Think of the bolts!

Submitted by: ‹bersoldat - 2008-05-26

!!xStray cat pancreasx!!

Submitted by: Smoking Gnu - 2008-06-01

how do you change body temperature?

Submitted by: chaoticag - 2008-06-03

only you can stop cat fires.

Submitted by: Lazureus - 2008-06-05

The mushroom cloud and shock wave look so realistic ^.^

I love how the flesh gets burnt off the bones.

Submitted by: Valdido - 2008-06-17

I'm pleasantly surprised that so many comments have been posted without the almost obligatory "hot pussy" joke being made. Bravo, internet users, and keep up the good work.

Submitted by: Yukkuri - 2008-06-20

I love how far away from the detonation site that one surviving peasant ended up; did he get knocked back by the blast or what?

Submitted by: Pointless - 2008-08-05

Dude, NEDM.

Submitted by: Lightning4 - 2008-08-07

All the chapstick in the world won't save these cats.

Submitted by: Jess - 2008-08-14

wonder what the lone living dwarf is thinking...

Submitted by: Axe27 - 2008-08-23

Wow. You should come back in adventure mode just to see what it looks like.

Submitted by: Hagith - 2008-09-18

Nuclear cats detected.

Submitted by: McValen - 2008-09-21

That just made my day.

Submitted by: Blank - 2008-09-22

what happens if you lower the boiling point of cats to 0C?

Submitted by: SmallestInfinity - 2008-09-23

Radiololgical alarm! Dey gots nooks!

Submitted by: LegoLord - 2008-10-18

Try that in the middle of a Goblin fort. Dwarven Nukes!

Submitted by: Midna - 2008-10-29

Oh god, Hagis, your quote did more than just make my day. I think I just died laughing. Anyway, a nuclear catsplosion is...interesting. Must've lagged the hell out of your computer. Now try making their skin that temperature and leaving them at normal--or their fat, or even their bones? (Comment cut short because of RETARDED SPAM FILTER A. >:|)

Gross, but amusing!

~ Midna

Submitted by: ChazFox - 2008-11-29

And that's how you make a cat go "Woof".

Or in this case, several cats. :D

Submitted by: NooklearToaster - 2008-12-08

This is incredible beyond words...

Submitted by: Llama - 2009-01-03

*wipes eyes*

Someone left those kitten biscuits for a bit too long in the oven

Submitted by: Syhr - 2009-01-06

lol even the bones were on fire

Submitted by: Nerserus - 2009-01-18

This is what happens, when you set alight to cats, NEDM...

Submitted by: Retales - 2009-01-22

Wow, the OTHER kind of catsplosion. And I like this one more

Submitted by: B1ff - 2009-02-17

This is the greatest game ever

Submitted by: K4tz - 2009-03-14

You bastard! I'll never forgive you.

Unless you replace the cats with dogs and replace this video with the result.

ps: Nice explosion >

Submitted by: Joe - 2009-03-25

This gives me the shivers... so glorious...

I'm relatively new to this, but would it be possible to put all the cats in a cage, put it on a makeshift cat(heh)apult (I think I read somewhere that there's a way to throw stuff accross the map using a drawbridge) and fling it at a horde or goblin fortress? Then insert the code and load just as it hits...

All hail human ingenuity...

Submitted by: Codex - 2009-03-29

Dum Oppenakazad, at the first testing of the Hydrogen Kittenbomb at the Peaks of Glistening: "If a thousand suns were to sear at once, that would be like a fraction of the mighty one. I am become Carp, destroyer of worlds."

Submitted by: Katsuun - 2009-04-03

"The Dwarf thinks that this is the best of all possible worlds. The Elf fears it is true."

We need more ironic quotes!

Submitted by: Itnetlolor - 2009-05-05

I believe this is the end result of putting buttered toast on 187 cats and fixing them in place around a wagon. Of course, so much simultaneous purring knocked the magnetic force out of line and sent the furry reactor critical.

Now, let's see what we can do making a cat-based hadron collider.

Submitted by: UareABitch - 2009-05-26

ookkkaayy.....weird, and why the fuck is there a mountain goat and a groundhog?!

Submitted by: Eris - 2009-06-06

Nuclear Catsplosion should come with a warning:
Side effects of see Nuclear Catsplosion may include seat wetting.

P.S. Uh, does the spam checker always say "dwarf death?"

Submitted by: Weird beard - 2009-06-08

I came

Submitted by: Asra - 2009-07-26

I don't mean to freak you out but... I love you.

Submitted by: Camper - 2009-07-28

All burn

Submitted by: ‚sphyxiate - 2009-07-28

I am unable to form words atm. Epic.

Submitted by: Jaked122 - 2009-08-03

I made custom cat bombs with flying gonads and 14 superflous limbs that have no purpose but to whack an orc in the head

Submitted by: Elrice Blankos - 2009-08-04

Insurmountable. You simply cannot create anything more terrifying than exploding cats.

Submitted by: Elliott - 2009-08-24


Submitted by: Aegis - 2009-08-28

The cats need to be HOTTER.
And they should somehow be able to survive the heat, so they constantly explode.

Submitted by: Phoenix_Kensai - 2009-12-04

My friend was bored, and decided to calculate the amount of energy contained in each of these cats... apparently it's about as much as 1000 nuclear bombs.

If only Dwarf Fortress modeled that realistically.

Ah, well. Eventually...

Submitted by: Puts - 2010-03-05

Like cat popcorn

Submitted by: TARDISES - 2011-07-09

Hax Sign: Burn Everything?

(also, first time I saw this, I was listening to Hellfire Manlte. VERY fitting music.)

Submitted by: Matthmatt1213 - 2011-11-28

Isn't this how Boatmurdered ended?


Do you only see a blank space instead of a play button?