Body Part Explosion by steb

Movie Description:

I had to kill off most of my animals because my FPS was suffering. I had an execution bridge already set up. Violence ensues.

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Submitted by: Gaulgath - 2008-02-21

You are a horrible, horrible person.

...I did, of course, favourite this.

[Message edited on 2008/02/21 at 10:48 by Gaulgath]

Submitted by: Shamasu - 2008-02-21

I like how there are chunks flying in the air.

Submitted by: Jusal - 2008-02-22

I love you.

Submitted by: Ioric Kittencuddler - 2008-02-22

So.... Beautiful!

And you didn't even have to kill any kitties.

Submitted by: Markavian - 2008-02-25

Its so pretty...

Submitted by: Rodwin - 2008-02-25


Submitted by: Whitelemur - 2008-02-27

At least you have enough meat for a few years..

Submitted by: Coke_Can64 - 2008-03-15

Na, They're Chunks p'haps...
Still... BAHAHAHA!!!!!

Submitted by: Will Skyfall - 2008-03-21

So, were any of your dwarves traumatized ("has witnessed death") from this massacre? Any pets destroyed? I'm curious to hear if the dwarves who pulled the lever experienced any emotional scarring from the deed.

Submitted by: GreyMario - 2008-04-06

Holy christ.

Submitted by: Drifter - 2008-04-15


Submitted by: Jetman123 - 2008-04-19

... I love how the dwarves just stand there afterwards, probably in shock with blood dripping off their beards and body parts flying everywhere inside.

Submitted by: Greiger - 2008-04-22

That was absolutely incredible... And evil.

Love the bloody chunks inside the lever room.

Submitted by: Maeson - 2008-04-22

I don't understand anything...

Submitted by: Joseph - 2008-04-22

Yeah I got to say this is pretty obscure to the uninitiated. The results are fairly obvious, but wth is that execution bridge exactly beats me.

Submitted by: Newton - 2008-04-22

They dropped all the animals from 10 units up in the air, and they landed on the ground with a "thump!"

Submitted by: Vicious - 2008-04-22

You're awesome in so many ways

Submitted by: Darkie - 2008-04-23

This is downright amazing, and the bodypart explosion was far from just a thump. If you could see it in 3d, it would be awesome. But that is amazing nonetheless.

Submitted by: Sven - 2008-04-23

Help control the pet population. Have your pets spayed or splattered.

Submitted by: Kitten Eater - 2008-04-23

"Its raining Cats and Dogs"

Submitted by: Fatty - 2008-04-24

All I see is the Matrix.

Submitted by: Jamini - 2008-04-27

Hey, whatever fixes your FPS.

Kinna sad that your observers got drenched in blood an gore though. Next time you should build the bridge further out and stuff it with soapmakers.

Submitted by: MastaODisasta - 2008-04-27

How did you get all the animals to stay on the bridge?

Submitted by: Fish - 2008-04-27

I'm having problems, too, Fatty. How can I see the real thing and not "the Matrix"?

Submitted by: InquisitorSaturn - 2008-04-28

It looks like the matrix for everyone at first. After a few days it looks like something, your brain just has to wire itself to it.

Submitted by: Evan - 2008-04-30

Thank you for sharing this mess-ter-piece. A bravauro performance of evil humor in the name of FPS efficiency.

Submitted by: JT - 2008-05-08

"I don't even see the symbols any more. I see Reg... Urist... Bomrek... exploding puppy..."

Submitted by: galug - 2008-05-13

how do you get all the animals in one place?

Submitted by: BlackrayJack - 2008-05-14

I guess you can say it's raining cats and dogs!

Lame puns aside, nice way of handling your pet problem.

Submitted by: Hadriel - 2008-06-11

I'd hate to be the dwarf to clean up that mess XD

Submitted by: GetAssista - 2008-06-17

Oh my, blood fly right through fortifications :)

Submitted by: invertedteapot - 2008-06-29

I think I love you!

Submitted by: Diabl0658 - 2008-07-24

Next time throw in some trolls for a more colorful mess.

Submitted by: Retales - 2009-01-22

I love how the military dwarves got sprayed with animal chunks, limbs and blood. I could imagine the dwarves exploding into a roaring laughter afterwards.

Submitted by: Jebraltix - 2009-01-24

It's raining body parts at the end. Favorited.

Submitted by: WorMzy - 2009-06-05

Somehow, sticking all my animals in a cage just doesn't seem appealing any more..

Submitted by: Servu - 2010-04-06

So pretty. Favourited.

Submitted by: Lielac - 2014-01-21

I laughed so hard I cried.

Submitted by: Quietust - 2014-03-17

If you liked this, be sure to watch the (unofficial) sequel, with nearly 3 times the carnage.

[Message edited on 2014/03/17 at 01:12 by Quietust]


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