Champion goes to town by magic dwarf

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ok so I though my tantrum spiral was almost over. After my duke died i gave all his rooms to my champion dwarf so that he would stay happy. It didn't work.

He kills about 50 dwarfs and a bunch of pets. He turns my housing into a blood bath. ITS AWESOME. + he didn't get a scratch on him (he felt kinda hungry though)

P.s. my plans for the future are for him to repopulate my fortress after he kills everyone.

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Submitted by: flaede - 2009-01-21

dear god.
CAN you repopulate?
Why would anyone come to that fortress?
He is totally going to starve from not being able to find food because he can't make any himself, insane champion that he is.

Submitted by: magic dwarf - 2009-01-21

I think that some migrants might come eventually... one year afterwards or something. Luckily he left some dwarfs alive.

[Message edited on 2009/01/21 at 09:30 by magic dwarf]

Submitted by: Mechanoid - 2009-01-21

Would've made an excellent adventure map if he did end up killing everyone off.

Enter the fortress.
Kill the insane champion.
Bring his head back to the king.

Submitted by: ToonyMan - 2009-01-22

What a bloody mess. Fav'd.

Submitted by: Jebraltix - 2009-01-31

Couldve just locked him behind one of those many doors you have.

Submitted by: Homez - 2009-02-07

One of your miner's final acts, as he was dieing, should have been to dig out the 2 tiles of stone between the magma, and your bedrooms.

Submitted by: Axe27 - 2009-02-16

Wow, he single handely solved your cat/dog problem. Fucking crazy.

Submitted by: Harvick - 2009-09-20

He must've been really mad...

Submitted by: ghoughpteighbteau - 2011-02-07

That. Is one pissed off dwarf



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