Have you had any dwarves die of old age so far? Considering that your average dwarf lives for four hundred years, a few of yours may be old enough to die from natural causes within a fifty-year span.
Also, any idea how goblins managed to kill half the entire fortress population without harming your champions?
It's burst into flames! It burst into flames, and it's falling, it's crashing! Watch it! Watch it! Get out of the way! Get out of the way! Get this, Charlie; get this, Charlie! It's fire—and it's crashing! It's crashing terrible! Oh, my! Get out of the way, please! It's burning and bursting into flames; and the—and it's falling on the mooring-mast. And all the folks agree that this is terrible; this is the one of the worst catastrophes in the world. Its flames... Crashing, oh! Four- or five-hundred feet into the sky and it—it's a terrific crash, ladies and gentlemen. It's smoke, and it's in flames now; and the frame is crashing to the ground, not quite to the mooring-mast. Oh, the humanity! and all the passengers screaming around here. I told you; it—I can't even talk to people Their friends are out there! Ah! It's—it—it's a—ah! I—I can't talk, ladies and gentlemen. Honest: it's just laying there, mass of smoking wreckage. Ah! And everybody can hardly breathe and talk and the screaming. Lady, I—I—I'm sorry. Honest: I—I can hardly breathe. I—I'm going to step inside, where I cannot see it. Charlie, that's terrible. Ah, ah;—I can't. Listen, folks; I—I'm gonna have to stop for a minute because I've lost my voice. This is the worst thing I've ever witnessed...
[Message edited on 2009/04/19 at 09:20 by RavingManiac]
Submitted: 23/02/2010 04:02 (View map)
So does the Goblin Run work? Any chance you could upload a video of it in action?
Submitted: 2009-11-19 (View movie)
Its not lopped off, just bruised.
Submitted: 2009-07-19 (View map)
This fortress is amazing.
Have you had any dwarves die of old age so far? Considering that your average dwarf lives for four hundred years, a few of yours may be old enough to die from natural causes within a fifty-year span.
Also, any idea how goblins managed to kill half the entire fortress population without harming your champions?
Submitted: 2009-07-18 (View map)
I like the idea of a quaint little village by a river filled with vicious man-eating fish.
Submitted: 2009-07-07 (View map)
Nice looking fort. I see you dammed the rivers using magma. Clever, never would have thought of that myself.
Also, do you have the seed used to generate that world? It looks interesting.
Submitted: 2009-06-19 (View map)
You have an underground lake or river, right? Tower caps will not grow even on muddied ground until an underground lake or river has been discovered.
Where does the water for the sprinklers come from anyway?
Submitted: 2009-05-22 (View map)
The tileset is a heavily modified version of Tyrving's tileset, with smoothed walls based on those from Tahin's.
Submitted: 2009-05-04 (View movie)
You do realize your fortress is now totally evil, right?
Submitted: 2009-04-19 (View movie)
It's burst into flames! It burst into flames, and it's falling, it's crashing! Watch it! Watch it! Get out of the way! Get out of the way! Get this, Charlie; get this, Charlie! It's fire—and it's crashing! It's crashing terrible! Oh, my! Get out of the way, please! It's burning and bursting into flames; and the—and it's falling on the mooring-mast. And all the folks agree that this is terrible; this is the one of the worst catastrophes in the world. Its flames... Crashing, oh! Four- or five-hundred feet into the sky and it—it's a terrific crash, ladies and gentlemen. It's smoke, and it's in flames now; and the frame is crashing to the ground, not quite to the mooring-mast. Oh, the humanity! and all the passengers screaming around here. I told you; it—I can't even talk to people Their friends are out there! Ah! It's—it—it's a—ah! I—I can't talk, ladies and gentlemen. Honest: it's just laying there, mass of smoking wreckage. Ah! And everybody can hardly breathe and talk and the screaming. Lady, I—I—I'm sorry. Honest: I—I can hardly breathe. I—I'm going to step inside, where I cannot see it. Charlie, that's terrible. Ah, ah;—I can't. Listen, folks; I—I'm gonna have to stop for a minute because I've lost my voice. This is the worst thing I've ever witnessed...
[Message edited on 2009/04/19 at 09:20 by RavingManiac]
Submitted: 2009-04-10 (View movie)
Now play that again in slow motion...
NOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo
Submitted: 2008-11-26 (View movie)
I suspect a fire imp, fire snake or some other magma critter set fire to a visiting caravan, though that doesn't explain the sea of blood...
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